Shade, snark, sexually objectifying politicians

In a post about stylish monkey wondering around a Toronto Ikea some members discuss the problem of consumerism amongst the monkey community.

Damn those caribou, illegally crossing our northern border. It’s an invasion! 

Even more hilarity at the source.

In which Anderson Cooper has a lovely bunch of coconuts. AND SNARK.

surely you are joking about these coconuts.  Why would we ever need such a tag? behold the origins of Coconut dessert.

http://ontd-political.livejournal.com/10230354.html

Pundit Lawrence O’Donnell challenges Tag Romney to a fist fight. 

If nobody dies of testosterone poisoning before the election that will be the REAL October surprise.

Tagg Romney is short for Taggart.  Are any of these really less plausible?

In which Tagg threatens to punch the President.  and he would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for those meddling Secret Service Agents!

Mod note: I’ve been failing at this whole approving-submissions thing. I will do better. >.> 

Full cap here.

http://ontd-political.livejournal.com/10120087.html

Tree surgery is SRS BSNS

No really, there is a tree surgery tag.

not some Romantically~~Forgotten PlutocracY Obtusely on the “wrONG SIDE of HERstorY…

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Mod note: I genuinely have no idea what is going on in this comment. If anyone can let me know it’d be much appreciated. 

responding to the Mounties recovering $30M worth of maple syrup stolen from Canada’s Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve